I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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