We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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