Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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