There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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