i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I am available for nakedness
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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