I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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