On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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