Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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