So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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