I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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