There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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