Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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