This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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