How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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