Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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