Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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