and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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