Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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