Who wears a wallet chain?!
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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