24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
