I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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