You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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