It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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