I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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