why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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