I'll bet she douches with gravy.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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