OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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