well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Who did Billy Mays play for?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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