I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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