covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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