fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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