So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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