Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Randomize
