My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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