dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
She's the barista slut.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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