dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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