It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
