You really coming over, don't trick.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
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