They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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