This dress was meant to end up on your floor
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Randomize
