This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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