The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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