i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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