Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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