guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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