Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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