I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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