i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
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