is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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