do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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