Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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