Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I need to stop coming to work sober
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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