Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
And then my night got REAL pukey
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
