I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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